Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CQMS, Jul 18, 2010.

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  1. What good does this sort of thing do?
  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Nobody knows.

    The papers have been full of it recently
  3. Hmm....don't post when pissed would seem to be the lesson here.
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Don't be so boring.

    Now tell us all about your failed attempt to self penetrate when drunk last night.

    Confess all, you know you want to!
  5. I'm not as young as I was, who could have thought that a prostate massage was so complex and involved so much twisting. I think I've put me back out.
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  7. If you didn't have buggers you'ld be overrun with bugs. FFS, Think things through!
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    £50 to anybody who has a screen-cap of what the poor mad bastard posted before he sobered up. Can swap for a jet-ski.
  9. and i've got a hazlenut ski yoghurt to add
    its use by date was sometime in 1992 but it should still be ok(ish)
  10. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Only I saw it apparently and believe me, you don't want to know.

    There is a lot of it about though.