Bugger, Bugger, Bugger

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by johnojohnson, Mar 8, 2005.

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  1. Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.


    :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. Why dont you just let her have your kids. Get her to bring them back when the prog has finished. :wink:
  3. This prog won't last 9 months
  4. the real great escape... well... they get out :D
  5. Give us her number, I'll pop round do the deed and you can watch your programme, bingo bango bongo! everyones happy :D

    P.S you can keep any offspring as I've got two of me own :D
  6. Anything you need to know, ask my way. My grandafther was in the great escape (the real one, not the steve mcqueen version).
  7. Can't you record it?
  8. Tthat's not you. Can't fool me :p
  9. It was a repeat & didn't show much that you probably didn't know already
  10. Never mind the all that telly tosh, its the morning after, and we want to hear about this young, blonde, Czech lovely.
  11. He probably sacked her & watched the programme... :roll: :lol:
  12. Roughly from behind for the best of both worlds?
  13. I for one am hoping that it was a deeply sordid and prolonged sexscapade, and that hes going to let us vicariously, share in his adventure. Cmon Dozy, hands up, you know your're partial to a little voyeuristic filth. 8O :wink: :D
  14. But of course S_s... :twisted: 8O :lol: