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Bugger, Bugger, Bugger

#1
Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.

JJ

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#5
Give us her number, I'll pop round do the deed and you can watch your programme, bingo bango bongo! everyones happy :D

P.S you can keep any offspring as I've got two of me own :D
 
#6
Anything you need to know, ask my way. My grandafther was in the great escape (the real one, not the steve mcqueen version).
 
#11
johnojohnson said:
Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.

JJ

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never mind the all that telly tosh, its the morning after, and we want to hear about this young, blonde, Czech lovely.
 
#12
Sleeper_service said:
johnojohnson said:
Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.

JJ

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never mind the all that telly tosh, its the morning after, and we want to hear about this young, blonde, Czech lovely.
He probably sacked her & watched the programme... :roll: :lol:
 
#13
DozyBint said:
Sleeper_service said:
johnojohnson said:
Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.

JJ

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never mind the all that telly tosh, its the morning after, and we want to hear about this young, blonde, Czech lovely.
He probably sacked her & watched the programme... :roll: :lol:
Roughly from behind for the best of both worlds?
 
#14
DozyBint said:
Sleeper_service said:
johnojohnson said:
Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.

JJ

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never mind the all that telly tosh, its the morning after, and we want to hear about this young, blonde, Czech lovely.
He probably sacked her & watched the programme... :roll: :lol:
I for one am hoping that it was a deeply sordid and prolonged sexscapade, and that hes going to let us vicariously, share in his adventure. Cmon Dozy, hands up, you know your're partial to a little voyeuristic filth. 8O :wink: :D
 
#15
Sleeper_service said:
DozyBint said:
Sleeper_service said:
johnojohnson said:
Timing fcuked again. The "Real Great Escape" is on C5 NOW and I've just had a call from a young, blond Chec girl who wants my children, WTF, can someone let me know the details about this prog.

JJ

:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never mind the all that telly tosh, its the morning after, and we want to hear about this young, blonde, Czech lovely.
He probably sacked her & watched the programme... :roll: :lol:
I for one am hoping that it was a deeply sordid and prolonged sexscapade, and that hes going to let us vicariously, share in his adventure. Cmon Dozy, hands up, you know your're partial to a little voyeuristic filth. 8O :wink: :D
But of course S_s... :twisted: 8O :lol:
 

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