Bubba's BBQ

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor
grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were
Catholic. Since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing
such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to
their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he
become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. As
the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a
Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as
he rushed into Bubba 's yard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold
him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which
he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born
a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

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