Right on Phil. Have you seen the size of some of those bank vaults? Far too big just for keeping bankers' bonuses, Ferraris and Philippino love slaves.
I reckon those evil bankers are hoarding salt in their vaults as it's now more valuable than Sterling. The sooner Gordon chases them all away to Geneva, the better. We can then use the vault space to set up eco-friendly communes of lesbian vegetarians.
Dont buy salt, buy winter tyres, with studs in. Rarer than rocking horse pooh in the UK i would guess:
Its not as if winter comes as a complete feckin surprise every year. Salting roads just turns the snow to a sugary type consistency making it easier for the snowploughs to hoof it out the way. Until the ploughs arrive, it just adds to the nightmare. Buy some winter tyres it makes all the difference. -18 outside my house now.
On the news tonight a county which had prudently ordered a consignment of salt in order to do what its voters and council taxpayers expect of it has had the order cancelled by central Govt. Because the Party knows best.
Just out of interest, how would people feel about the UK salt mines selling to the highest bidder even if that was from outside the UK? Do market forces really provide the solution to all ills or is that something that's only true when it's somebody else getting the shitty end of the stick?
Indeed! Guess who's been asked if he will make his 4x4 available this weekend to visit vulnerable people in the rural surroundsâ¦ I'm sure as soon as the snow melts I'll be back to No1 on the Councils hate list.