Bruce and shelia.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, May 24, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Bruce and Shelia were walking back from the pub, when Shelia says " I need a piss" Bruce says " Go behind that bush, I won't look". So Shelia goes behind the bush and drops her shorts, Bruce thinks " I know I said that I wouldn't look, But I didn't say anything about copping a feel" Bruce creeps over to the bush that Shelia is behind and sticks his hand through to grope Shelia's arse, After a few seconds Bruce says " Hey Shelia, Have you changed Sex ? ". Shelia replies " No, I Changed my mind, I'm having a shit"