The one-eyed incontinent has finally done it. He's been named World Statesman of the Year. It was done on behalf of the Appeal of Conscience Foundation but he's not going to let that get in the way, is he? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090923/tuk-brown-world-statesman-of-the-year-6323e80.html Excuse me. I think I have to go and throw up now.