Browns new idea- problem family- have some cash

#3
I was so motivated by this idea I trashed 2 cars, smashed 3 windows and mugged a pensioner on my way into work.... then demanded a rise.
 
#5
What a great idea.

I fully agree that this initive will yeild fruit. And reduce the problems in the country.....

Or is it yet more sh1te from the "crack pipe think tank"?

This is how the article would read if it was my plan.

For example, if a school had concerns about the attendance or behaviour of a child, addressing this problem could be stipulated, as could improving exam grades. Parents might also have to attend parenting classes.
Becomes

For example, if a school had concerns about the attendance or behaviour of a child, THE PARENTS WILL BE TOLD TO GET A FCUKING GRIP OF THE SPAWN OF THEIR LOINS OR FACE FINES/CUT OF BENEFITS, as could improving exam grades. Parents WOULD attend parenting classes OR FACE FINES/CUTS TO THEIR BENEFITS.
"But in return the families themselves must commit to play by the rules and do all they can to get themselves back on track,"
Like ever other fcuker in the country.
 
#6
I have a suggestion for Broon:
Stop people from defacing their car number plates by paying them £1000 each.That way the police can spend their time doing far more important things. And he'd be happy because chavs can claim for it more than everybody else.
In fact a series of incentives to maintain a legal vehicle would be good too:
£1000 to keep a valid tax disc on it.
£1000 to keep it MOT'd
£1000 to not drive over the speed limits.
£1000 to drive without being over the limit.

Edited to add - You can only claim these if you have just got caught by the rozzers.

On the spot handouts. Beats on the spot fines any day.
 
#7
And they want to get many off the social do they?

We are now breeding the second and in some cases the third generation of those who live on the social, so Broon wants to reward them?

There is no problem familes, just a problem with the right way forward and where needed the right punishment for the wayward young person and their parent / guardian.

O sorry, you can't do that, they had a deprived childhood and it's against their human right and civil liberies, so what about the rights of the law biding majority of the UK population and the rights of the victims?

It's time these who don't give a damn, are named and shamed in the local press, as well as the Short Sharpe Shock!
 
#8
Reward people for finally starting to pay lipservice to the rules, and give fuck-all to the ones who already are? What a wonderful idea, which won't in the slightest demotivate the good-guys and encouragae the rabble to act up.

Would Broon be as happy to pay me a fortune simply for not smashing his sodding face in with a brick? Probably not, he couldn't find that much money.

Edited for clarity and frothing rage.
 
#9
I just remind myself of what an amazing job my grandparents and parents did in raising my family. Yes, life was less complicated post World War 2, but people still had to go to work and put food on the table. The British Citizens were very proud in that time; proud of their country and proud of their armed forces. Their was mutual respect amongst all. What is happening? My wife and me work long hours to provide a good home and a supportive and loving environment for our son. We take an interest in his education and development. Why can't I be payed extra for all this?

If seems to me, that if you are a complete ********, the Government will pay you. I am sick to death of the lazy, NFI attitude of millions of British Citizens. Things are only going to get worse. I for one, am glad to be leaving this country, for a new life in Australia.
 
#10
String the b@stards up I say. Start with Broon and then work onto the legion chavs who milk the system at the same time as releasing their worthless offspring onto society. Sometimes I feel that [insert tyrannical dictator's name here] had some good ideas, and with a team of Liabour spin doctors behind him, would probably be viewed in a much different light
 
#11
Neu Arbeit's cure for everything - "Bribe all the bad ba$tards"
 
#12
Just think. If you Sat on your arrse watching Trisha when everyone else is out there paying tax's who are you going to vote for when the time comes.

The useless fcukwit who gives you money when your kids break stuff. The other useless fcukwit who might make you get a job and actually pay your own way in life!
 
#13
How about making them go to an field/allotment and work 12 hours a day growing their own fruit?
 
#14
Just looked up "Opportunity NYC" which this is based on. For starters it's funded by philanthropists, not by the state and secondly it's only been running for 10 months so no clues as to if it works.

It's based on schemes in Brazil and Mexico which have worked - but those schemes dealt with families living in real poverty, not the UK definition of poverty which seems to be 'not got a 40" plasma yet'.

Maybe they should trial it in prisons - give the problem prisoners extra privileges and see what the result is?
 
#15
krrc said:
How about making them go to an field/allotment and work 12 hours a day growing their own fruit?
How about making them go to a field and dig their own burial pit, then clean the shovels. Put them to some productive use and introduce the concept of cleaning things to lives that have previously been unblessed by such a notion.

Oh, hang on! Instead of bribing people in the hope they'll be good, why not just put the money into more cops; more Courts; more prisons; and BFO sticks with nails in for the blokes who run them. Aye, and this time that won't mean the convicts!
 
#16
krrc said:
How about making them go to an field/allotment and work 12 hours a day growing their own fruit?
No we can't make them work...

What if they get hurt.

I can think of a way of solving this issue:


Switch off TV between the hours of 9 - 5 other than purely educational channels. This is key and the basis to start the ball rolling!



Make available open days on weekends at schools and colleges for people to go in and sit tests on certain subjects. Reward them for attendance with their benefits and reward them for exams passed and quals gained.

Give benefits on a one for one eligibility basis. If you are young fit and able then get to work on the brush and bin bag 3 days a week (home study for the other two). You WILL be rewarded after a year with a FREE education grant or pending on skills and quals gained a new Job!

I really do think that TV is the key to targetting those who know what Jeremy Kyle actually looks like!
 
#17
All I see from this government is a carrot culture i.e. The carrots are handed out willy nilly, but there is no stick to back up the message. The great unwashed of this country are going to take this cash, sit back and then laugh their arrses off at how gullable this government is. The sooner they are out the better.

Ish.
 
#18
Much spouting about the wonderful New York based "initiative" which is just a small scale experiment, not funded by Government and still being evaluated..

No doubt all this to hide the fact this is a copy of Conditional Cash Transfer schemes that is mostly used in third world countries to motivate the very, very poor, uneducated and illiterate to do things like, oohhh, sending children to school or bringing them to hospitals.

Is this what we have come to?
 
#19
This HAS been tried before. THey attempted to bribe kids at school in to doing what they were supposed to.

Don't know if it worked or not, this is just an attempt to try it on a bigger group.

Personnally I think taking things away fromthem would be better.....

Your kid misssed two day school this week that's two days of your wages/worth of you benefits please.

Your kid trashed a road sign last week, here is the bill to repair it, and a fine.
 
#20
Blogg said:
No doubt all this to hide the fact this is a copy of Conditional Cash Transfer schemes that is mostly used in third world countries to motivate the very, very poor, uneducated and illiterate to do things like, oohhh, sending children to school or bringing them to hospitals.
In these cases though the family has little option other than make the kid work.

The kid works or goes to school. If they go to school the family has less money and so starves.

Money helps them. It is like sponsoring the child to go to school, what is more depressing about the analogy is that the third world kid will go to school and graft, they want to become educated. Unlike some of Britians populace who believe they are owed a living.

If the kid needs to go to hospital, same thing. What a choice. Take you kid to hospital (and starve/have less money) or don't.
 
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