Browns missuss nasty spogs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Semper_Flexibilis, Apr 11, 2010.

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  1. where the hell did you find that!!!!
    She really needs to sort out her personal admin, those feet are fvcking hangin'.
     
  2. You should see Cyclops's feet... webbed I hear... with 6 toes.
     
  3. She lets Gordon Brown fuck her, I imagine her feet are the last of her worries.
     
  4. You can see where bits of skin have sloughed off her skanky, minging plates onto the carpet.
     
  5. I wonder if Gordo does a Mellor on them?
     
  6. He'd be better off with some crackers and a cheese knife.
     
  7. I doubt he has a toe sucking fetish with feet like that!
     
  8. Oh, I wouldn't go that far 8O
     
  9. Thanks, I was trying to eat
     
  10. Maybe they're fanny flakes (gags, bolts into bathroom, noises off)
     
  11. Drink a couple of litres of bleach while your there to kill the taste
     
  12. If that's what her plates of meat look like, imagine the state of her ricker!
     
  13. You really like me, don't you? I can tell :D
     
  14. That little toe is like her old mans eye,all over the fcukin place :puker: