Browns Downfall... How will YOU celebrate?

#1
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a celebratory bottle of Chilean Merlot, smoking a large King Edward and then maybe inviting a certain young lady round for fun, frolics and rough sex in which a certain amount of Sarah Brown roleplay may be in order..

Any other suggestions???
 
#3
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you
 
#4
I shall go and sit in the garden, spark up a Montecristo, take a glass of Jura and try not to contemplate how much cash the next term of Parliament is going to cost me.
I may even smile a little.
 
#5
jarrod248 said:
I'm going to do some agency nursing to look after him and i'll make sure he's adequately sedated and i'll do a lobotomy on him with an old biro.
Kindly make sure its video'd and put up on Youtube.
 

maguire

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Book Reviewer
#6
I'll be sharpening Jarrod's biro.

hurrrr...
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#7
maguire said:
I'll be sharpening Jarrod's biro.

hurrrr...
I'll be making sure that Jarrod is well and truly drunk before performing any such life threatening surgery :lol:
 
#8
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English cock up our arrses!
 
#9
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than hard English currency to keep us happy
:twisted:
 
#10
Mmmmm..tempted to open the fine single malt that I've reserved for when I recieve news of the death of my ex-mother-in-law...Nah..!!..think I'll just observe what the 'cnut' is going to do jobwise next and make a bet on how long his marriage will now last... :D
 
#11
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English c*** up our arrses!
Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
 
#12
Werewolf said:
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English c*** up our arrses!
Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
Yep... what couldn't be achieved militarily has been managed by lies, treason and intrigue... very Scottish indeed!! :D
 
#13
InVinoVeritas said:
Werewolf said:
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English c*** up our arrses!
Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
Yep... what couldn't be achieved militarily has been managed by lies, treason and intrigue... very Scottish indeed!! :D
we have had centuries of practice you lot are just slow learners, must be the great education system you have :p
 

OldSnowy

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Book Reviewer
#14
We've had a true Scotch Parcel of Rogues running the UK, but does anyone think that any of them will be in any way worse off once they leave power?

The only one who will be affected is, I would think, GB himself, as he appears entirely demented, and convinced that everyone loves him - and that, of course, anyone who does not agree with him is not only politically wrong, but morally wrong.

All the others will go on to directorships, think-tanks, etc., but GB will be useless for anything.



No change there, then.
 
#15
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
Werewolf said:
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English c*** up our arrses!
Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
Yep... what couldn't be achieved militarily has been managed by lies, treason and intrigue... very Scottish indeed!! :D
we have had centuries of practice you lot are just slow learners, must be the great education system you have :p
Nah, its the fact that more money has been spent per head on Scottish pupils than English ones.

Fair do's though.. any nation that votes to keep Gordon Borown in power has a serious problem with IQ levels and needs all the English taxes it can get.

Not for too much longer though eh?? :D
 
#16
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
Werewolf said:
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English c*** up our arrses!
Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
Yep... what couldn't be achieved militarily has been managed by lies, treason and intrigue... very Scottish indeed!! :D
we have had centuries of practice you lot are just slow learners, must be the great education system you have :p
Nah, its the fact that more money has been spent per head on Scottish pupils than English ones.

Fair do's though.. any nation that votes to keep Gordon Borown in power has a serious problem with IQ levels and needs all the English taxes it can get.

Not for too much longer though eh?? :D
wooopeeeee


then again they are all as bad as each other
 
#17
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
Werewolf said:
InVinoVeritas said:
johnboyzzz said:
InVinoVeritas said:
I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

I'm thinking of opening a Chilean and smoking Edward for fun, frolics and have rough sex..

Any other suggestions???
Fixed that for you because we Scotsmen like nothing more than a hard English c*** up our arrses!
Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
Yep... what couldn't be achieved militarily has been managed by lies, treason and intrigue... very Scottish indeed!! :D
we have had centuries of practice you lot are just slow learners, must be the great education system you have :p
Nah, its the fact that more money has been spent per head on Scottish pupils than English ones.

Fair do's though.. any nation that votes to keep Gordon Borown in power has a serious problem with IQ levels and needs all the English taxes it can get.

Not for too much longer though eh?? :D
wooopeeeee


then again they are all as bad as each other
Can't argue with that Johnny!! :x
 
#20
Dollsteeth said:
Start whingeing about how shite Cameron is as PM?
First things first, lets get Brown buried before we start on Cameron!! Lets not put the cart before the horse here!! :D
 
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