Browns Downfall... How will YOU celebrate?

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  1. I'm sure there are many like me who are taking a certain joy from the impending demise of Brown... his unstatesmanlike and undignified behaviour merely confirming what we already knew about the man.

    The question is, how to celebrate when he finally bows to the inevitable and succumbs to his pending nervous breakdown?

    I'm thinking of opening a celebratory bottle of Chilean Merlot, smoking a large King Edward and then maybe inviting a certain young lady round for fun, frolics and rough sex in which a certain amount of Sarah Brown roleplay may be in order..

    Any other suggestions???
  2. Enjoy a good shit.
  3. Fixed that for you
  4. I shall go and sit in the garden, spark up a Montecristo, take a glass of Jura and try not to contemplate how much cash the next term of Parliament is going to cost me.
    I may even smile a little.
  5. Kindly make sure its video'd and put up on Youtube.
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I'll be sharpening Jarrod's biro.

  7. I'll be making sure that Jarrod is well and truly drunk before performing any such life threatening surgery :lol:
  9. :twisted:
  10. Mmmmm..tempted to open the fine single malt that I've reserved for when I recieve news of the death of my ex-mother-in-law...Nah..!!..think I'll just observe what the 'cnut' is going to do jobwise next and make a bet on how long his marriage will now last... :D
  11. Fair one, I suppose. Because for the last 13 years the Tartan Mafia have tied the English Rose to a bed, ripped off their kilts and rode her like Tiger Woods on viagra and coke. :twisted:
  12. Yep... what couldn't be achieved militarily has been managed by lies, treason and intrigue... very Scottish indeed!! :D
  13. we have had centuries of practice you lot are just slow learners, must be the great education system you have :p
  14. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    We've had a true Scotch Parcel of Rogues running the UK, but does anyone think that any of them will be in any way worse off once they leave power?

    The only one who will be affected is, I would think, GB himself, as he appears entirely demented, and convinced that everyone loves him - and that, of course, anyone who does not agree with him is not only politically wrong, but morally wrong.

    All the others will go on to directorships, think-tanks, etc., but GB will be useless for anything.

    No change there, then.
  15. Nah, its the fact that more money has been spent per head on Scottish pupils than English ones.

    Fair do's though.. any nation that votes to keep Gordon Borown in power has a serious problem with IQ levels and needs all the English taxes it can get.

    Not for too much longer though eh?? :D