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Brown to start his resettlement?

#1
Looks like Gordon's finally faced up to his impending unemployment and has started looking for things to do with his soon, ample, spare time.

"... the PM had told colleagues he wanted to spend a week doing community work as part of a month-long holiday.

It said No 10 had been reluctant to confirm this for fear it might be seen as a publicity stunt.

Downing Street confirmed the story but said details would remain private.

A spokesman said: "The prime minister will be undertaking some community voluntary work during his time in his constituency."

Hopefully he’ll choose something useful, like a Harpoon target, for a Jap whaling boat.

>>Linky<<
 
#2
I would of put the one eyed cnut on Jankers for a week at a Basic Training Depot. It shows how low the PR Machine has gone to try and get a few inches in the tabloids & 25 seconds on TV.
 
#7
jarrod248 said:
LEFTY478 said:
Looks like Gordon's finally faced up to his impending unemployment and has started looking for things to do with his soon, ample, spare time.

"... the PM had told colleagues he wanted to spend a week doing community work as part of a month-long holiday.

It said No 10 had been reluctant to confirm this for fear it might be seen as a publicity stunt.

Downing Street confirmed the story but said details would remain private.

A spokesman said: "The prime minister will be undertaking some community voluntary work during his time in his constituency."

Hopefully he’ll choose something useful, like a Harpoon target, for a Jap whaling boat.

>>Linky<<
I read this earlier, so it's not a publicity stunt then? Nobody knows about it.
Hey, it's 'cos of cynics like you that they’re sooo reluctant to talk about his charitee work, mate...
 
#8
Of course it is a 'publicity stunt'.

That said, unblocking sewers is probably the monocular twerp's metier.

I bet Mr. Mandelson thought this merry jape up - Brown doesn't do 'thought' - he just gives commands.
 
#9
If he doesn't want the publicity then why didn't they just keep schtum? Will we see him with a bright orange vest with community payback on it weeding a roundabout or some such thing? Perhaps picking up used needles from derelict buildings? Thought not. Couple of photo ops with grannies more like it. Of course, if he wants to do a bit of snatch driving in Afghanistan then hats off to him but i won't hold my breath.
 
#10
lsquared said:
Of course it is a 'publicity stunt'.

That said, unblocking sewers is probably the monocular twerp's metier.

I bet Mr. Mandelson thought this merry jape up - Brown doesn't do 'thought' - he just gives commands.
Mandlebum...hmm, I would have thought he would be to busy running every department in the gobment to think up something like this :roll:

MB
 
#11
Didn,t the last Emperor of China end up as a gardener, should suit the last Labia emperor then. Just keep digging Gordon and hopefully you,ll end up in China.
 

Alsacien

MIA
Moderator
#12
He is off to the states to lecture at uni's.
When we hear he has bought a house there, we will know his departure is imminent.......

BTW does an ex-PM keep his Special Branch protection if he emigrates?
 
#13
Broon will step down early next year and head off over the horzion to run the World Bank and carry on saving the world.


You don't really think that our unelected PM will ever let the public do unto him something so demeaning as unelect him?
 
#14
lsquared said:
Of course it is a 'publicity stunt'.

That said, unblocking sewers is probably the monocular twerp's metier.

I bet Mr. Mandelson thought this merry jape up - Brown doesn't do 'thought' - he just gives commands.
And what if a little "accident" was to befall 'Dear Leader' carrying out community work,meaning Mandleson would be PM for the forseeable future?.
 
#15
Manley said:
Didn,t the last Emperor of China end up as a gardener, should suit the last Labia emperor then. Just keep digging Gordon and hopefully you,ll end up in China.
They have only just recovered from the opium wars, IMHO it would be acrime against humanity to do that to them?

Trotsky
 
#16
I hope he only gets the same shyte resettlement funding as we do. Or he could do a free bricky or plumbing course at Aldershot. Because EVERY soldier wants to be a manual labourer when he leaves. :roll:

Edited to add if he is within 50 miles of a military establishment he has to get a non-availability chit too. :twisted:
 

Legs

ADC
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#17
Maybe, if he wants to do some Community Service he should try driving needy people around.


Don't we need Snatch drivers in Afghanistan?
 
#18
Herr Klunkenfistenkartofelkopf is building 'Sand Castles In the Sky' in the hope that he can flog them off to us, the Peasants of the UK, whilst Ma Har-Har is busily doing 'political' squats and having 'political' hissy-fits with Mien Blockleiter Herr Mendacious as to who is running (ruining) the county.

Problem will be when McRuin comes back, he will be full of 'Bright Ideas' that will amount to diddly-squat..... but we really must have mo' respec for our Big boss Man...women... wha?

Just who is minding the shop while Twaddle Bonce McRuin is ASBO-ing his way around his constituency..... oh dear... I feel its soon time to wander down ye hostelry and partake of some of the amber nectar..... :cry:
 
#19
uncle_vanya said:
Herr Klunkenfistenkartofelkopf is building 'Sand Castles In the Sky' in the hope that he can flog them off to us, the Peasants of the UK, whilst Ma Har-Har is busily doing 'political' squats and having 'political' hissy-fits with Mien Blockleiter Herr Mendacious as to who is running (ruining) the county.

Problem will be when McRuin comes back, he will be full of 'Bright Ideas' that will amount to diddly-squat..... but we really must have mo' respec for our Big boss Man...women... wha?

Just who is minding the shop while Twaddle Bonce McRuin is ASBO-ing his way around his constituency..... oh dear... I feel its soon time to wander down ye hostelry and partake of some of the amber nectar..... :cry:
Any chance you could translate that for us?
 

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