BROWN TO DITCH UNION JACK

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  1. THE GOVERNMENT HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY ARE SUBSTITUTING THE UNION FLAG WITH A CONDOM

    A CONDOM ACCURATELY REFLECTS THE GOVERNMENTS STANCE

    BECAUSE

    IT ALLOWS FOR INFLATION
    HALTS PRODUCTION
    DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION
    PROTECTS ALL SORTS OF PRICKS
    AND
    GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY WHEN YOU ARE BEING SCREWED