Brown Nose Day.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Feb 21, 2013.

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  1. With Red Nose Day coming up, and all that crap about babies with flies in their eyes and stuff, and so called "comics" doing stuff for charriddy, is there any chance we can have a Brown Nose Day with all proceeds to Hols4Heroes?

    I'll be nice to people for a whole day if people donate a tenner each.
     
  2. KYTV did abrown nose day tellython on 1992

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_IwI7lGPw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
     
  3. Only if you lie like Pinocchio with a brown nose
     
  4. Stop Brown nosing!
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Sounds like a good idea - that wine must be working for you!

    Set a date for this.
     
  6. Crack on then - I'm in. Anything to take my mind off all the "celebs" falling over themselves to outdo each other with their touchy feely, "look at me, I really care" efforts. Jonathan Ross being a prime example. What a cnut.
     
  7. I think he's fucking ace.
     
  8. Can't argue with the way he closed down the last thread - no fcuking about! :)
     
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  9. Often wondered, but not aloud, why no-one's thought of importing a load of toads into these countries where them kids have got flies all over them.

    The toads would eat the flies off the kids (with their tongues, as toads do) thus giving the mucky feckers a much needed wash as well as getting rid of the flies. When the toads have eaten all the flies they'll be too fat to jump so the kids could then easily catch and eat them thus obtaining much needed protein, vitamins, minerals etc. Win-win scenario and hence no need for Foreign Aid, Red Nose Day and such. Perfect.

    Count me in.
     
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  10. I see a flaw in your plan.
     

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    ...As long as you suck my big fucking cock.
     
  12. It'd be a lot less shite without you.
     
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