Brown Nose Day.

#1
With Red Nose Day coming up, and all that crap about babies with flies in their eyes and stuff, and so called "comics" doing stuff for charriddy, is there any chance we can have a Brown Nose Day with all proceeds to Hols4Heroes?

I'll be nice to people for a whole day if people donate a tenner each.
 
#5
With Red Nose Day coming up, and all that crap about babies with flies in their eyes and stuff, and so called "comics" doing stuff for charriddy, is there any chance we can have a Brown Nose Day with all proceeds to Hols4Heroes?

I'll be nice to people for a whole day if people donate a tenner each.
Stop Brown nosing!
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#6
Sounds like a good idea - that wine must be working for you!

Set a date for this.
 
#7
Crack on then - I'm in. Anything to take my mind off all the "celebs" falling over themselves to outdo each other with their touchy feely, "look at me, I really care" efforts. Jonathan Ross being a prime example. What a cnut.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#8
Dear ARRSE,

Let's not forget the key message here..

Forastero is a tit who probably manages his life as well as he manages his role on arrse.

Let's not lose sight of his bellendishness and shortsightedness and let's lament his interpersonal incapabilities.

Cheers..

Million
I think he's fucking ace.
 
#9
#10
Often wondered, but not aloud, why no-one's thought of importing a load of toads into these countries where them kids have got flies all over them.

The toads would eat the flies off the kids (with their tongues, as toads do) thus giving the mucky feckers a much needed wash as well as getting rid of the flies. When the toads have eaten all the flies they'll be too fat to jump so the kids could then easily catch and eat them thus obtaining much needed protein, vitamins, minerals etc. Win-win scenario and hence no need for Foreign Aid, Red Nose Day and such. Perfect.

Count me in.
 
#12
With Red Nose Day coming up, and all that crap about babies with flies in their eyes and stuff, and so called "comics" doing stuff for charriddy, is there any chance we can have a Brown Nose Day with all proceeds to Hols4Heroes?

I'll be nice to people for a whole day if people donate a tenner each.

I'm in Snail....


















...As long as you suck my big fucking cock.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#14
I think he is ace when he shuts the fuck up and moderates in the int cell..

..My thread in th CA was'nt crayoning..

He's a shit Mod from time to time, if anything he should be restricted to the 'don't respond' thread..

(I'm not impressed with his action, or indeed his threat..so fucking bin me you shitmod twat..)
Everytime he posts an Angel gets its wings.
 
#15
Everytime he posts an Angel gets its wings.
I sit and wait
Does Forastero contemplate my fate
And does he know
The places where i post
When we're grey and old
'Cause I have been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel the love is dead
I'm loving Forastero instead

And through it all Forastero offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call, Forastero won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
Forastero breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all Forastero offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call, Forastero won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead

And through it all Forastero offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call, she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
I think he is ace when he shuts the fuck up and moderates in the int cell..

..My thread in th CA was'nt crayoning..

He's a shit Mod from time to time, if anything he should be restricted to the 'don't respond' thread..

(I'm not impressed with his action, or indeed his threat..so fucking bin me you shitmod twat..)
You're not achieving your full potential. I know that you are aware of that fact.









(Trans = "You're shit & you know you are")
 

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