Brown got lost at state banquet

#1
You can't help but titter can you? Read this story on the Beeb today;

"Downing Street has insisted Gordon Brown was just "doing what he was told" after apparently getting lost at the state banquet for Nicolas Sarkozy."

I can't help imagining Gordon, quietly enquiring;

"So, where do I sit then?"

and being told, equally quietly;

"F**k off!"

:D :D :D :D
 
#2
"Her Majesty would like you to go down to Tower Bridge and take a room in the large, square building. Tomorrow morning at dawn she would like you to put your neck on a small wooden block. Your head will be sent to Brussels attached to a small note saying "We quit"".
 
#3
Well I am not surprised that Pa Broon couldn't find his way to the correct seat. It's taken him ten years to turn up in the right rig FFS!

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#4
What could you expect from your Reich-Chancellor?


I mean, he could probably find his way around a Scottish Pie-Shop, or barge half-blindly up to a bar for a pint, but ....


... is he actually experienced enough in the ways of Southern folk, to be capable of eating with cutlery whilst sitting down? This is advanced stuff, and requires a lifetime's learning process. As Cuddles said, he's only just learbed how to dress.

Good job he's going, really.

Cnut.
 
#5
He he was in fact lost the most unfortunate thing is that somebody eventually found him.
 

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