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Brown cashes in on "retirement"

#4
Anybody watched one of his post-office speeches?

Amusingly he still talks as if he's running the country: "That's why today I can announce" etc etc.

Clearly nobody wants to burst the bubble for him.
 
#6
That's **** all what he gets in Nigeria for his speech. I had an email only last night telling me I have inherited $93287490847109382740392874093218703421987321049873210. I am in the process of sending my bank account sortcode with my bank card and pin number to give me %100 assurance. That it will be in my account when they have received the details. I trust these nice Nigerians more than Gordon broon - the champagne socialist ****!
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
careful - there was a story Guido Fawkes related a while back about a local paper running a story questioning exactly why Brown was still the local MP despite doing next to f*** all for his constituents...within hours the monocular financial wunderkind was issuing dire threats against the rag...and you dont want him on your case now do you?
 
#9
That's **** all what he gets in Nigeria for his speech. I had an email only last night telling me I have inherited $93287490847109382740392874093218703421987321049873210. I am in the process of sending my bank account sortcode with my bank card and pin number to give me 0 assurance. That it will be in my account when they have received the details. I trust these nice Nigerians more than Gordon broon - the champagne socialist ****!
Good point, well made. Gordon's probably still awaiting confirmation that the money's gone into his account.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#10
careful - there was a story Guido Fawkes related a while back about a local paper running a story questioning exactly why Brown was still the local MP despite doing next to f*** all for his constituents...within hours the monocular financial wunderkind was issuing dire threats against the rag...and you dont want him on your case now do you?
Menshevik. Class traitor. Recidivist. Running dog of the Capitalist Hyena. Paper Tiger. Arse Bandit. Do not presume to suggest that our Glorious Socialist Leaders would parachute deadbeats into safe, northern constituencies then not give a rats arse about the people who voted for them because they were busy with shiny things.

Tony Blair. Stephen Byers and Lord Mandleson are exceptions to this rule, obviously. They care about the poor people who voted for them.
 
#11
careful - there was a story Guido Fawkes related a while back about a local paper running a story questioning exactly why Brown was still the local MP despite doing next to f*** all for his constituents...within hours the monocular financial wunderkind was issuing dire threats against the rag...and you dont want him on your case now do you?
I wouldn't mind!
 
#12
Tony and Gordon’s Charitable Tax Dodging - Guy Fawkes' blog

No doubt paid to the company in a suitable African currency for inflationary advantages - then converted to dollars, in a Cayman Island account, so sure, he doesn't see a penny personally, but he does get DOLLAR dividends.

Voting Record — Gordon Brown MP, Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath (10068) — The Public Whip

78 votes out of 470, 16.6%


What would happen to ANY other person that only attended their place of work for 16 % of the time.

Like Guido, I reckon the mental illness has got worse and he is simply not able to interact with people at all.

Frankly, the best thing to do is find him a good sanatorium or university - and he can mutter " it was the bankers what done it" into a dictaphone until he dies. My only condition would be that he is fed by Sodhexo and his accomodation is maintained to the same standard as the worst SFA in the country.
 

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Gordon (no boom or bust) Brown is a cnut of the first order.

One very small consolation is that the verdict of history is not going to be very kind to him. Oh, to see a 22nd Century history text book and be able to post extracts on here...

Wordsmith
 
#15
Gordon (no boom or bust) Brown is a cnut of the first order.

One very small consolation is that the verdict of history is not going to be very kind to him. Oh, to see a 22nd Century history text book and be able to post extracts on here...

Wordsmith
Well, do you think you've got another 15 years in you? The papers from his fiirst few years as Chancellor will start being deposited in the Public Records Office then.
 
#16
Well, do you think you've got another 15 years in you? The papers from his fiirst few years as Chancellor will start being deposited in the Public Records Office then.
All in size 32 font, (apparently that was the smallest size he could read) with crazed red crayon all over the pages ;)
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
I suspect if the bullsh***ing insane c**t does get a knighthood, I may actually suffer an aneurysm. ex-pm or not, he took Blair's mess and made it into something very special and even messier of his own. he is a truly contemptible cretin.
 
#20
I suspect if the bullsh***ing insane c**t does get a knighthood, I may actually suffer an aneurysm. ex-pm or not, he took Blair's mess and made it into something very special and even messier of his own. he is a truly contemptible cretin.
So you won't be donating to his Charity ( retirement fund) and you disagree with this balanced summary :-

Gordon Brown and Sarah Brown | Changing Britain as Chancellor

During ten years at the Treasury, Gordon masterminded many of Labour’s proudest achievements including the winter fuel allowance, lifting half a million children out of poverty, introducing the Minimum Wage, the Child Trust Fund, the Child Tax Credit and paternity leave and creating Sure Start.

His childhood passion for global justice was reflected in his negotiation of debt cancellation for the world’s poorest nations. He also delivered the tripling of the development budget to make this Labour Government the first in British history to be on track to keep the promise to spend 0.7% of national income on life-saving aid.


or this

Gordon Brown and Sarah Brown | Gordon Brown Prime Minister page

As Prime Minister he made major changes to help Britain tackle health, education, defence, crime, energy and foreign policy. His major speeches on each of these areas have been collected together in a collection, ‘The Change we Choose’. Gordon is widely credited with preventing a second great depression through his negotiation of the global deal at the London Summit, a meeting of the G20, which he hosted in the middle of the financial crisis.

In 2009 he was named in the Time 100 and was profiled by author JK Rowling.

Gordon Brown resigned as Leader of the Labour Party on 10th May 2010.


Just forgot the bit about losing the election and plunging the Labour Party into 20 years of Opposition, but overall .......... the ravings of a delusional lunatic.
 

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