Brown’s Text Messages

#1
It’s being reported that Gordon Brown’s phone was hacked and I’ve managed to get a copy of some of his text messages. Anyone got any others?

To Bob Ainsworth:
Pick me up pint of milk and copy of Razzle then close down Army lol

To Private Secretary:
Thanx 4 letting me no about Bush visit. Will keep eye out for him.

To Mrs Gillian Duffy:
Sorry 4 calling u racist cow. Meant nice lady cow. Don’t tell anyone. xx
 
#3
Another one
"Don't tell anyone,but I'm going to tell everyone that I am selling the UK gold reserve,just before we sell it.That should ensure we get the best price!"
 
#8
I am outraged by this latest hacking revelation because it has made me admit to my final remant of humanity, the bit I was keeping for later, and feel sympathy for the Kirkaldy Gargoyle...

OK sympathy break over, back to heckling the one eyed social misfit and economic pygmy.
 
#11
If the screws of the world had just hacked Mr Brown, instead of his phone, they would still be in print and their circulation would have doubled. Missed that one Murdoch.
 
#13
I am outraged. How dare you besmirch the good name of the Naafi bar with this?
Sir, you make a valid point and sometimes, just sometimes, there is the greater good to be considered before publication. Your message is clear and I will never mention Pointless Ainsworth again.

That cunt Hoon is another matter though. Others have wished him a painful death, but that’s unjust, and so I wish him a long and painful life. It’s the least, really it is, I could wish for him.

I hope he’s got aids.
 

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