Brother and sister in Lift sex

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  1. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I originally posted this in the Hungover and thread started by Sunray Miinor.
    However it has been brought to my attention that it perhaps requires a thread of its own.

    Brother and sister in lift sex | The Sun |Home Scotland|Scottish News

    TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex in a train station lift.
    Richard Finlayson, 21, and sibling Kirsty, 18, romped in the elevator as they were filmed by CCTV cameras.

    The shocking 15-minute clip showed them exiting the lift — only to return a short time later to have sex AGAIN.

    And as they left for a second time Richard gave Kirsty a £20 note.
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  2. "I bet you twenty quid that..."
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  3. I'm guessing Smackheads.... And with a large bit of skip licker thrown in....
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  4. Look at their funny shaped heads and eyes, clearly in-bred to start with.
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  5. Oh come off it look how ugly they are. Probably the only way either of them could get any. And probably their Mother is also their Aunt and their Father is also their Uncle...

    Shit Jarrod beat me to it.
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  6. Looks like they come from a very small gene pool anyway.

    Appearance's would suggest they are maintaining a long standing family tradition.....
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  7. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I can't wait for the Mail to report how a spakka on benifits can afford to pay his sister £20 for sex.
    More English money wasted by Salmond.
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  8. I feel the need to bleach my eyes and mind.
  9. £20?

    I hope he got change. LOTS of change...
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  10. Hell id give her one. Just for shits and giggles.

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  11. Keeping those genes together is better for the general population.

    They must be prods too given they are of the opposite sex.
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  12. Remember, what has been seen, cannot be unseen...
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  13. Would you expect any different, they're from Lesmahagow FFS.
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  14. Surprised it doesn't happen more often when they all go around wearing hoodies.......
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