Brothel inspector vacancy....Oz

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by slick, Feb 1, 2012.

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  1. Just happened across this....nice work if you can get it and 50k salary :)
    Quirky News | Orange UK
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  2. Oh the perks!!!!

    Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....
  3. Giggety!
  4. ah, yes. But does the local Council pay for condoms and free short-arm inspections at the local clap clinic???
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Are you saying you'd honestly turn the job down if the answer to your question was no?

  6. It's a dirty job but I would do it
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    One assumes the employer would pay staff wages, yes? Because £50k would only stretch to the gamekeeper and his surly louts. It would not stretch to ones pastry Chef. And a chap should be able to enjoy a biscuit when all is said and done.
  8. Would that be after work or whilst on ones break?
  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    If at work would the said biscuit be soggy ?
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Work. I am familiar with the concept. Give us a minute....
  11. I guess that would depend on whether it was dunked or not!
  12. Hang on, this is Australia we're talking about and there was no specific mention of women.......perhaps extreme caution to be advised.
  13. I'll bang an aids ridden mudflap with dire personal admin but I draw the line at the upside down colonials.

    A lads gotta have some standards you know.
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    speak for yourself!;)

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  15. What, no private income? How middle class.