Brothel Creeper

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  1. Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
    They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!
    Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him.
    She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel.
    She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear..........

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    "Can I pay in Euros?"
     
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  2. If miscellaneous means 'shit', then this certainly is a miscellaneous joke.
     
  3. Some people just don't have a sense of humour eh! Still each miserable git to their own!
     
  4. By the end of the year, you should be able to change the punchline to drachma or lira.
     
  5. ^
    Don't let Alsacien hear you say that, he will lecture you as to how wrong you are!!!!! ;-)
     
  6. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Hee - made me laugh anyway! :thumright:

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    This joke was written by Ivor Penn who is employed by the US Treasury - all part of The Great PetroDollar Conspiracy. It is now being circulated by former US military officers employed by Langley to 'condition' the Interweb environment...

    ( The Euro became a threat to the US Dollar around 2005 - its demise has taken time to accomplish but now seems certain....)
     
  7. Class bogpaper money was the old Polish zloty, RIP about 1994. I have one of the lowest denomination notes, 20 PLZ, of the time....then it's comparable exchange value was about a quarter of a Rizla paper. How the fuck could they afford to PRINT such duff stuff?????