Broon Promises Olympic Athletes Recognition in Honours Lists

#1
Not content with patronising the troops in Afghanistan, the grinning, one-eyed, deformed, Thunderbird puppet-headed fat cnut has now declared that Olympic athletes are to be 'recognised' for their achievements with Honours List gongs. Why?

They already have their gongs for running, swimming, riding or paddling faster than anyone else, wtf do they need any more recognition for? Is this just typical Broon cynically basking in the glory of others, or is he just cynically using the Olympics as a good news opportunity to get his slack-jawed gob on the box without having to talk about the sh!t state of the country he's supposed to be 'leading'.

Answers on a postcard to the Editor, The Daily Mail etc. etc.
 
#2
Have you noticed that as soon as Jonah Brown mentions the Olympics, we slump to 4th in the medals table? F*cking jinx.
 
#3
So losing limbs, brain matter etc gets you a shit payout, getting an olympic medal gets you an MBE? What a fcuking discrace.
It's like all the award giving to England RLFU when they won the world cup, every fecker got one (unlike the world cup quad of 66).
The best chance our injured soldier have is becomming a para-olymipian! Broon in cnut.
 
#4
Broon will bask in anyone's glory, on the basis that the cnut has no glory of his own.
But, of course, it's Bliar's fault [The People's Prince Arrse] for starting the excessive award of National Honours to people who had already been honoured by winning medals already.

I'll accept the occasional bling for long service, and putting things back into the community as coaches or whatever ... but if they give Big-Nose anything for being a 19-yo Water Torpedo I'll switch on my outrage meter and ssscccwweeeeem. The girl done good, 2 Olympic Golds is BZ in anyone's book: an instant National Award as well is just a forking joke.

Thank God/Buddha/Allah/Ganesh [and all the rest of them] that there'll be a Tory Gummint by 2012.
 
#5
Mr Broon has been telling Kay Burley of Sky News, that of course he will still be Prime Minister by Christmas! 8O

That means we'll still have to put up with that monotonous drone.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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#6
Broon? I think you'll find that it's 'Brown', you whining bunch of illiterate f*cks.
 

ancienturion

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#8
blue-sophist said:
I do believe Bonzo Dog got it right.

MBE for Bonzo Dog?
Don't say Broon - say Cyclops.
 

seaweed

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#10
Ham-shank, ABSOLUTELY AGREE.

People who give up their time up and down the country to coach kids in sport for no money - they and others who give their time and skills gratis to the community - they are the ONLY people who should get State Honours except for cases of real courage and self-sacrifice & sticking their necks out when they don't have to. And NOT for plodding along in either the amred or civil service until they come to the main gate and a pension.
 
#11
seaweed said:
Ham-shank, ABSOLUTELY AGREE.

People who give up their time up and down the country to coach kids in sport for no money - they and others who give their time and skills gratis to the community - they are the ONLY people who should get State Honours except for cases of real courage and self-sacrifice & sticking their necks out when they don't have to. And NOT for plodding along in either the amred or civil service until they come to the main gate and a pension.
Yes .. that's where we were, and ABSOLUTELY AGREE as well.

The occasional exceptional "time and time again" performer [Mick Gault MBE, Sir Steven Redgrave] I'll accept.
"Double-Tapping" the awards is just so ... American? :roll:
 
#14
Broon plumbed the depths of political satire,while telling Karzai that NuLiabor 'would win' the next election.Why can he not stick to a non political line,when visiting our troops on operations? Then there's all this stuff about comparing our troops to Olympians.The whole visit seems to be a PR stunt,rather than any genuine effort to maintain morale(difficult when you are Nu Liabor anyway!)
 
#17
It didn't help that they (Blair strikes again) gave a Damehood to that rottweiler Kelly Holmes (the peoples princess of injuries) for winning a double gold. WTF were they thinking? OK she was in the Army but running in the Army's time was her full-time job for most of her military career surely, with a nice SNCO wage at the end of the month (unlike Beaky Adlington et al). Surely that just sets a precedent and now everytime that someone else wins an Olympic double or equivalent (or better) then a comparable reward is expected. A knighthood should be the culmination of a long and selfless career in the service of Queen and Country, not the result of winning a sporting event. Stupid eejits, buit it's hardly Brown's fault.

Does Chris Hoy get promoted to Prince now or summat? And will Paula Radcliffe finally piss off (pardon the pun)? Thank fcuk Michael "balloons and ice cream please" Phelps ain't a Brit - the Queen would probably need to do a set of handover / takeover notes for him. Bloody nonsense. :evil:
 
#18
ancienturion said:
blue-sophist said:
I do believe Bonzo Dog got it right.

MBE for Bonzo Dog?
Don't say Broon - say Cyclops.
I rather think that Broon and the rest of his croonies are Arse wipes, who have completly fcuked over the country, thats why so many are leaving
 
#19
We should give truly exceptional athletes honours, and some of the great coaches as well. However, giging an honour to anyone who has a medal is simply assinine. They already have their awards, and there are plenty who are far more deserving.

Is it me, or has this govt steadily introduced "honours inflation" in sport, so that you require a decreasing amount of success to get on the list? Ten years ago, we didn't hand out honours to every athlete who got a gold.
 

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