I was just thinking that if Norway had a voluntary organisation for the outing of dangerous walts, like ARRSE. Britvik, who was well walt, would probably have had the cut of his jib checked by the bungling Norwegian police well in advance of his attrocities. ARRSE provides an important public service it would seem and this should be recognised! What other public services does ARRSE provide? Well the diplomatic Corps, by definition, are very poor at telling foreignors to fuck off, we have no problem doing that. The Immigration office could also benefit from our expertise. An undiplomatic corps would obviously be of use and we have the experts and many linguists right here on hand. My proposal, "The Ministery of Foreign Fuck Off Tablets," could also have wide reaching implications for health and hygeine and in preventing future conflicts. Who else will tirelessly point out to the French that they are a soap shy bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys who cannot fight their way out of a paper bag. If we point out to the Americans that they are as fat as fuck and as thick as two short planks perhaps they'll look into their nation's nutrition and education systems! £60,000 a year and a tax free contribution free civil service pension for every time served arrser and the nation is saved! What other services could we provide?