Briton arrested for sex attacks on sheep

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by eveyoz, Jul 19, 2008.

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  2. I navigated ships with precision for years. Do they call me 'Mariner the Navigator'? No.

    I bring joy to millions with my internet posts. Do they call me 'The Bard of Arrse'? No?

    But I shagged one sheep. Just one ......
  3. Where is ???????????????????? EDITTED to protect the guilty
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Charridee work me ARSE! Has anyone actually SEEN this place in Spain?
  5. Is he Welsh by any chance :D
  6. no an english cnut trying to damage our reputation! :wink:
  7. Filthy disgusting perverted scuttle-monger. I hope they thow the book at him.

    These sheep....erm.... were they Suffolks or Texels.....?

    Just curious..... :wink:
  8. Iif he had won a prize for it it would have been ' a great day for Wales', but since he has been arrested he is now a Briton, unless they mean a Breton.
  9. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

  10. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    may i assume you're searching for someone to 'sex attack' you? :lol:
  11. if thats what turns british women on... sure! :D