Britney Murphy pegs it...whos next? Place yer bets!!

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  1. She did the voice of Luanne on King of the Hill.

    I fancied Luanne.
  2. lets hope simon cowell gets an incurable bowel disease and dies before he subjects us to another fcuking shower of x factor.
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Can I take a moment to congradulate her newly widowed husband

    Well done son you were clearly punching well above your weight with her


    Peter Falk is my shoe in for 2010 although it would be better if his wife bumped him off filmed it and gave us an hour and a half to work out how she actually did it
  4. he probably feel asleep on her,fat hairy cnut!
  5. Aside from finding out I could push my half hard stiffy into my own anoos, that is the funniest thing Ive stumbled on this year.... :D very pleased.. :D
  6. [​IMG]

    That picture gives me incredible hope. If he can get BM, then so can I.

    Especially now.
  7. I thought he was already dead until I read this, learn something new every day!

    Rather than wade in on the usual nearly-dead-anyway types, my money's on Paul Gascoigne and/or Amy Winehouse. (Maybe the latter is just wishful thinking though.)
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Just nipped out and checked he's alive but got altzheimers

    Probably wandering round giving it "just one more thing"

    Gazza could be a good outside bet though he wil probably fall under a train p1ssed
  9. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Kerry Katona will die on New Years day 2115Hrs chocking on a bone after freebaseing meths in a back alley which she bought of a tramp for 50p,10 Embassy & a nosh off....
  10. X wife or X DEVIL-in-law will suffice(wishful thinking I'm afraid)
  11. Hmmm reckon it's about time another shite rapper kicked the bucket, 50 pence? how about plastic fantastic jodie marsh?
  12. Non starter :roll: she'll bounce back no worry's :wink:
  13. You have always been able to, just adopt the Charles Manson a la Sharon Tate modus operandi.
  14. but that nose!!!! God she's awful.

    If not Jodie Marsh who?