Britney in playboy?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bubblehead, May 15, 2004.

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  1. Is this really her?

  2. Can't tell, can you get rid of the black squares?
  3. Doubt it. Not enough tattoos; webbing undone; stream of urine has wrong shadows... whoops, wrong thread!

    Oh, and the last time I shagged her, she didn't have black maskers all over her bits...
  4. I just woke her up to ask - She says 'Yes it is me - and where's me fooking coffee, ciggies and breakfast ??'

    Grumpy cow in the morning :D
  5. Apperently not, so it is said. Her name is Emily.
  6. Be nice if she was stark bollock naked , all im getting at the mo is nipple sticking through her dress and a "hint" of pink thought her wet clothes that was enough to get me polishing my helmet like mad, nowt like the suggestive :wink:
    ahh dont worry a secret fan in the SAS will spy on her and take some "covert" photos just to test her security you understand? all completely innocent :D
  7. my man! i hope it IS her :D

    on another note i also clicked on a link
    "Russian brides are so pretty."
    next to the photo it links to there are some really fit young birds in russia !
  8. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Who cares if its not her! :wink:
  9. [​IMG]

    But the problem is:

    This is the Real Britney
    This would be indicative, given her vacuous personality and alleged low IQ, of any real sexual relationship with her.
    To wit:
  10. Bang tidy who ever it is
  11. Check the date of the thread. 2004