British wood: there's good news and there's bad news

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fireplace, Sep 30, 2012.

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  1. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Thanks for thinking of me. Did it improve your chances in the competition?
  2. Fuck, I appear to be a Negroid.
  3. Well it seems not everything is bigger in Texas,
    It would appear that I have some Korean in my ancestry?
  4. I always knew the Italians were big pricks.
  5. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    his evidence was taken from the web - not empirically measured or verified so I'm guessing men lie about the size of their d**ks online as much as they do sat at a bar :big grin:

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  6. I must be the whitest Ghanian in Ireland
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  7. Ah, les perfideious L'Anglais sont habe grande grosse pissoirs que les loveurs francais. Dis est ne'ce pas bon. Les Anglais ne sont les Loveurs de la Damen.... et je suis parley totale ding-dong bolleaux......!"
  8. Bit pissed off that the dirty frogs have bigger dicks than we do.
  9. A people noted for the ability to lie.