British squaddie in Fallujah meets an Iraqi insurgent

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

    the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but
    less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first
    aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier
    what had happened.

    The soldier reported, "I was moving north
    along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
    We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
    who'd got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a
    fat, useless, lying one-eyed Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a pillow
    biting poofter!

    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid,hatchet faced lesbian.

    He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"

    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a fucking bus hit us."
  2. Oh, NO!! Not again!!
    Old one. Been on AARSE before.