I bought the Constant Gardner recently after moving house as I wanted to tidy up the flower beds, (Its OK I am not a Raving Puffta, just caught the gardening bug when I was the Mess Gardening Member).
I had to take it back for a refund it was CR8P!!!! No information whatsoever on dealing with green fly and which were the best perennials for a sunny spot.
A load of tosh about a bloke and falling in love.
If I wanted a book about romance I would have brought another Mills and Boon or Barbara Cartland latest, OOPs I think I may have compromised myself!!!! I meant to say Playboy or Razzle.
Now tell me again about these bears.
It's OK, mucker. I came out years ago.
I mean, you either love the poetry of Elizabeth Barrett Browning or you're unfeeling, knuckle-dragging brute.