British man dies after session with dominatrix

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  1. Coming and going at the same time...

    Possibly not quite what he intended but hopefully at least he enjoyed himself eh?

    :)

    Rodney2q
     
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Anyone want to chip in? There is going to be a whip-round to help towards funeral costs. :twisted:
     
  3. Dress standards for the funeral should be interesting.
     
  4. He's dead FFS - no point flogging a dead horse.
     
  5. Have they got a phone number and availability?
     
  6. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Excellent!
    The Tories have only been back in power a matter of weeks, and already we see things returning to normal.
    Next one will be cabinet minister 50/50...
     
  7. That would be 'Dominatrix dies after session with British man' :lol:
     
  8. Using NO2 as well surely you would just piss yourself laughing
     
  9. Oh Dear, Somebody forgot the safety word!
     
  10. And we all know to whom you are referring....

    Wasn't the Budget brilliant!
     
  11. How old is Gordon Brown?

    Been missing for some time now........
     
  12. Lucky bastard finally got his moneys worth.
     
  13. http://www.mistresslucrezia.eu/content.html

    Google is quite helpful mate. No need for any thanks, I see it as a public service :D oh yea, 0032473305814 :)