British Heart Foundation

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Feb 4, 2010.

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  1. Working away listening to Radio City, the local grief network in Liverpool, when an advert came on for British Heart Foundation.

    Some woman sobbing away about how she'd lost her father and she didn't want to lose her mother.

    Then she said she'd talked to "The British heart Foundation" and they encouraged genital exercise.

    Well that got my attention, so is it right to encourage your mother to take some genital exercise, I mean I try to exercise mine daily, but, I can't imagine my old mum thrapping away, she's 82 for fcuk sake, but, I suppose if it helps her ticker I'd better give her a ring, (so to speak)
  2. Think you missed the plot on that one, old boy. Time for a hearing test? :D
  3. Thanks for the tip my good man, but, I have heard it again this morning and I am convinced she says, with a lump in her throat, "a little genital exercise", maybe thats why she is sobbing, she's flicking her bean whilst doing a voiceover?
  4. Has she claimed her compo yet?