british foreign legion

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  1. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    I wonder if we could grab a few stout illegals and see if they would do five years in the mob to become pukka British citizens ? what do you think?
  2. Aside from the human rights lawyers, wouldn't these type of people be likely to be a serious menace? I mean, bearing in mind recent events in Rochdale and upcoming trials in Oxford?
  3. Ms Lumley has put that idea down the crapper.
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  4. I would prefer to see a few stout illegals rounded up and chucked out on on their arse.
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  5. Forcable conscription of Afghan men into a training regiments they can't do runner from

    Train them up here and then ship them back to fight, why we have continued to try and train them over there is a mystery when there is no shortage of manpower here to conscript. It would also neatly discourage them from making a bee-line here in future.
  6. Stick them in the RAF. That'll sort the immigration problem out in a matter of weeks. No fucker will want to come here. Job done.
  7. Use them to create the Afghan one-way airborne brigade. Take em back to Taliban land and drop them from a Herc. Parachute replaced with assorted explosives/incendiaries.
  8. There's loads of battalions worth of Afghans over here. Train em up and ship em back home to kill the Taliban, rather than our lads dying or losing their legs.
  9. Think back to Hong Kong and the Vietnamese boat people.

    They'd arrive floating on a bicycle innertube, get locked in an internment camp, after a few months they'd get taken to the airport and delivered back to Vietnam in a C-130.

    The amount of time and money it takes to get Mohammed or Yusuf smuggled to the UK they could only afford to do the trip once. So just fly them back whence they came using crab air - word would spread and the flood would slow.
  10. Brilliant! Apparently there's a few battalions of Afghans in Afghanistan too. Maybe we could point them at the Taleban?
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

  12. Isnt that the Jocks, Micks, and Gurkhas already?
  13. You actually want to serve alongside this lot for 5 years? Really?
    Think you had a brain fart Sir, go re-evaluate.

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