British Female Infantry Battalion Selection Course

#1
Saw a thread on joining up regarding females undertaking p-company and thought, WHAT A WASTE!!!

All female fighting battalions are the way forward and must be a serious cosideration for both gender equality and for the fighting spirit that birds, sorry, equal partners, display on the average night out down Ritzy's these days.

So sod the log race et al and lets get the MOD to design a female specific selection course.

For example my doris moves faster wearing high heels. Perhaps a 10 miler in Jimmy Choo's would motivate?

Serious suggestions only please. :wink:
 
#4
4 Battalions, with synchronised PMT so that the spearhead battalion is always suffering from a blob strop.

The drop them on The Taliban.
 
#5
The_Coming_Man said:
4 Battalions, with synchronised PMT so that the spearhead battalion is always suffering from a blob strop.

The drop them on The Taliban.
Have you not heard of human rights? :p
 
#6
CC_TA said:
The_Coming_Man said:
4 Battalions, with synchronised PMT so that the spearhead battalion is always suffering from a blob strop.

The drop them on The Taliban.
Have you not heard of human rights? :p
Whose?
 
#7
Fuck that for a game of soldiers, a battalion of hormonal pre-menstrual women would kick the arrse of anyone who gets in their way, they'll be unstoppable!!! 8O 8O 8O
 
#8
But easily diverted from the Main Effort by the enemy strategically deploying a large Dairy Milk.
 
#10
The_Highway_Man said:
Fuck that for a game of soldiers, a battalion of hormonal pre-menstrual women would kick the arrse of anyone who gets in their way, they'll be unstoppable!!! 8O 8O 8O
I feel sorry for any poor bloke attached to them form the RLC or AGC!
 
#11
The problem being that the 1st Women's Battalion of the Light Offensive Brigade (or 1 BLOB Regt for short) are easily led beasts. If Terry* were to strategically site a row of shoe shops across Helmand*, Our Girls may never taste conflict.

*Insert other enemies/regions as appropriate
 
#13
The_Coming_Man said:
4 Battalions, with synchronised PMT so that the spearhead battalion is always suffering from a blob strop.

The drop them on The Taliban.
Word has it that if enough of us live together for enough time, we synchronise naturally so that one should be easy enough!! Add in the pain from aforementioned 10 miler in Jimmy Choos (you have no idea...except maybe you Legs...or Halo) and its a winner on the agression front!!

Having said that, cam cream is a fucker for causing zits, so we'd need our own. Estee Lauder could probably cobble something up from their 'discontinued varied shades of baby poo and cat sick green'
 

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#14
just tell them the Taliban all said that yes, their bum *did* look big in that.

then retire to a safe distance... ;)
 
#15
Having said that, cam cream is a fucker for causing zits, so we'd need our own. Estee Lauder could probably cobble something up from their 'discontinued varied shades of baby poo and cat sick green'
And if your avitar was not enough to turn me gay, you had to post that!
 
#16
jinxy said:
Having said that, cam cream is a f***** for causing zits, so we'd need our own. Estee Lauder could probably cobble something up from their 'discontinued varied shades of baby poo and cat sick green'
And if your avitar was not enough to turn me gay, you had to post that!
You mean you're - hetero? How very dare you! I'm outraged.
 
#17
The_Highway_Man said:
Fuck that for a game of soldiers, a battalion of hormonal pre-menstrual women would kick the arrse of anyone who gets in their way, they'll be unstoppable!!! 8O 8O 8O
Great, so they are effective one week in four..................

Odo
 
#18
"Quiet in the FUP".............................






Yak yak fucking yak yak yak fucking yak yak yak fucking yak yak yak fucking yak yak yak fucking yak yak yak fucking yak yak yak fucking yak
 

Auld-Yin

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#19
All very well having the 1st Bn The BLOB Regiment but who would do the navigation?
 
#20
Recce Plt selection-

Underwater nail-file fighting
Christmas sale E&E
Camouflaging mince as food/concealing the Christmas sale credit card statement from hubby
Resistance to chocolate
Sustained long range talking
Covert close observation of hubby's cooking/cleaning efforts ('F' denotes 'Fail')
 

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