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Bananas in Pyjamas FFS! And while you are at it, keep Pizza away from our shores. It was bad enough when Kath and Kim was being broadcast on one of the obscure sat chans. Now be quiet or we will have to come and beat you at Cricket again.
And don't forget the Wiggles..... this has a gaggle very suspect blokes mincing about whilst singing some very camp songs all in the name of childrens entertainment.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I came home one night to be greeted by the sight of my two year old boy dancing around like a spastic in a magnet factory to that one.
Anymore gobbing off from down under will result in Noel Edmonds's latest TV Prolapse "Deal or no Deal" being sent on the next Qantas out of Gatwick. Once all your frigging housewives are glued in front of the telly gasping in suspense as ugly people open boxes at 5pm instead of getting scoff on the go,
Or we'll "spooks" you.
Anymore gobbing off from down under will result in Noel Edmonds's latest TV Prolapse "Deal or no Deal" being sent on the next Qantas out of Gatwick. Once all your frigging housewives are glued in front of the telly gasping in suspense as ugly people open boxes at 5pm instead of getting scoff on the go, you'll be begging us to let you come back and work behind our bars.