Alright, we sent over Neighbours, the odd rockspider (nonce to you blokes), and one Taliban member who wants to get out of Guantanamo Bay. This was done as a practical joke between mates, but you cnuts have gone too far. When I arrived home from work t'other night, a weary Filthy collapsed into a chair, turned on the telly, and beheld, yes, you fcukin' guessed it, Ultimate Force! Now I'm a fair man, I thought "Give it a chance, it can't be as bad as the chaps said". IT FCUKIN WAS! Some fat heap of sh!t whose philosophy on chins is obviously "quantity not quality" poncing about trying to look hard, and who I thought wore an assault vest under his shirt (it turned out to be his guts) led me to believe that he interpreted SAS to stand for sweet and sour. Bring back Bodie and Doyle FFS! If it's war you want, believe me, we have local tv shows that make Neighbours look like Citizen Kane,along with Danni Minogue and Rolf Harris, AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. At this very moment, Australian and British diplomats are engaged in high level talks to avert what is fast becoming an international incident. Please, let sanity prevail. You know it makes sense.