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British Army v McDonalds

#1
According to Private Eye after the latest round of cuts there will be 82,000 people employed by the British Army
whereas Mcdonalds employ 85,000 in the UK. Atleast the RHA should be safe for sometime.
 
#7
That's nice.

Does the number of employees McDonalds has have any relevance to the size of the British Army?

How many MBTs does Burger King have?
Does it say anywhere that it has any relevance to the size of the Army?
I think the point is that a fast food company has more people flipping burgers and sweeping up than Britain has to defend itself. And if you where to only consider front line troops the number would probably be around 30,000.
 
#11
I think the point is that a fast food company has more people flipping burgers and sweeping up than Britain has to defend itself. And if you where to only consider front line troops the number would probably be around 30,000.
There's a lot more chance of a load of people wanting a crappy burger than there is of an invasion of the UK. The UK probably doesn't even need 85,000 men to defend it, as no-one's going to invade us. We're keeping people employed so we can play invading foreign shitholes not to hold off 3. Panzerarmee.
 
#13
There's a lot more chance of a load of people wanting a crappy burger than there is of an invasion of the UK. The UK probably doesn't even need 85,000 men to defend it, as no-one's going to invade us. We're keeping people employed so we can play invading foreign shitholes not to hold off 3. Panzerarmee.
What you sayin Jimmy's mate? It's more important we give people in UK working "standards" like slave wage at maccy d's? When we go to war, Russia will have over two million troops! Ps are you German?
 
#16
Does it say anywhere that it has any relevance to the size of the Army?
I think the point is that a fast food company has more people flipping burgers and sweeping up than Britain has to defend itself. And if you where to only consider front line troops the number would probably be around 30,000.
You're a lot of a thick Cnut aren't you?

Irrelevant fcuker.
 
#20
According to Private Eye after the latest round of cuts there will be 82,000 people employed by the British Army
whereas Mcdonalds employ 85,000 in the UK. Atleast the RHA should be safe for sometime.
McDonalds probably kill more people annually than the combined efforts of the world's armies. If Ronald was a Muslim there'd be a drone stalking him 24/7
 

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