British Army to stage pre-emptive invasion of Scotland, Scots will never get freedom!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Kromeriz, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. Have you actually seen where they're being put? It's really an SNP plot to pre-emptively defeat an invasion by breaking what's left of the Army's morale.
  2. That or training for work in other third world shit holes.
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  3. I doubt it, the ones we're fighting in have better weather.
  4. And the natives are a bit more friendly.
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  5. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Roughly equivalent smack habits though.
  6. Well it is close enough for rapid deployments to Tyne & Wear and Teesside, but if there's less than 2 years between deployments,people will just PVR and get jobs which will pay them 3 times as much.
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  7. Not a total ***kin' loss then? (Did ya see what I did there) :)
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  8. Will I get a medal for serving in a foreign country.....
  9. Great. Something else for them to moan about. Which they will. For the next 500 years......
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well what else do you expect from the English!!! :) Nation of whingers.
  11. See what I mean. Careful....... Check the signature block. I'm as English as you are.....
  12. Being cynical is all we have to look forward to!
  13. As someone posted on PPRUNE. 3 months to get all the kit stacked into the empty hangars + 3 months of saved beer chits = Rupert and Tarquin in St Andrews arent going to have a fucking clue whats hit them.

    PS The nightlife in Dundee or Edinburgh is better. Ask Flt Lt and Mrs W.Wales c/o RAF Valley.
  14. give them independence then realise they have oil and invade
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