I think they could find you a job in the RP's , by the sounds of it ....Are they still trying to get the more mature gentlemen back into uniform or is there no longer a requirement as the hospitality industry shelves youngsters and the armed forces is the only career choice today?
If they are taking on more mature gentlemen, what's the crack with training? I've got a straight pull SLR but wouldnt know one end of an A3 SA80 from another. I can still strip and reassemble a GPMG in my sleep but I think I'd really struggle as a No1 on a mortar without an hour or fours refresher course and I bet its all GPS and sat based plotting now.......... and I'm buggered if I'd lug that bloody tube around. What happened to 1 tonners? Do you have to wear brown boots and have your shirt all hanging out and looking like a bag of shite?
As you never know who reads these posts , I would also be happy to take the post of military attache anywhere in the Far East , the Czech Republic , Hungary , Slovenia , Slovakia , Sweden , Turkey or Poland .
S America would also be considered .