LostBoss said:When leaving your phone number on a voice message you can't just give it once, has to be repeated.
You never park your car nose first in Sainsburys.
When you go on holiday you always take too many socks and not enough shirts.
You secretly enjoy pissing in sinks...
When Surveying open ground (when not looking for enemy in depth) you think, good tank country. If a forestry block - I could get a platoon in here.
You Survey Open Ground.
When you are pointing out some natural feature you begin with "Reference bushy topped tree etc etc"
All your shirts are lined up in the same direction in your locker (sorry wardrobe). All your clothes hangers are made of wood and are all facing the same way.
Your trousers hang by trouser hangers.
Your girlfriend has started saying "admin" and gave you the "Sandhurst Chop" when telling you to put the bin out.
You sleep the sleep of death.
You have three day sacks of different sizes.
On a clear night with a full moon you think, good patrol weather, cold though...
Sadly completely guilty of the above and the originals! and I will add:
Fuming when the ambulance service doesn't understand GRs
Blowing a fuse when you can't find shoes with proper soles (i.e. leather) outside of London