British Army Mission Statement

#1
Anyone got any views on what the "vision" statement for the Army should be? All ideas welcome!

So far:

"It's all arrse"
"Kill The Queen's enemies"
"Defend UK Interests and defeat its enemies"
"Be the best land component army in the world"...
 
#6
"Join the British Army and learn how to scrounge ammo & equipment from the Spams"
"British Army: striving to maintain the place of the bayonet in modern warfare"
"Under paid, under equipped, and over there"
 
#13
Multi purpose mission statement:

The purpose of the army is to (fight/help/burn) the countries (enemies/fires/cows/flab/moral dereliction) in order to (win/bring peace to/knock crap out of) the (war/election/enemy/french)


(enemy and french are interchangeable)
 
#15
"Join the Navy and see the world, Join the Army and clean it."

"Join the army and get shouted at all day for sod all money. then go to war for the same politicians that stab you in the back at every given chance, and wont give you the kit you need to do their dirty work. Then get shot in the stomach, because you had no body armour, and die cold and alone in the armpit of the world."

That should have the recruits pouring in ;)
 
#16
Infantary: Because the bean counters' budget is more important than your life...
Naval Artilliery: Shout Bang!
Royal Armoured Corps: Outsourcing combat tank maintenance to the other RAC
Army: Because cold, wet & miserable is an equally valid lifestyle choice
 
#18
come_to_arrest_the_zulus-
Do you mean something like this?
http://www.reserveforces.com/site/modules/mx_smartor/album.php?smartor_mode=album_pic&pic_id=32"

Edit:I give up trying to post the image directly.
 

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