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British and Danish troops assist mayor to clean up Gereshk

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In the absence of any sensible replies, I shall fill the void by suggesting the Grenadier Guards get round to Gereshk sharpish.

During a 60 minute makeover, the kerbstones will be lavishly painted Blue Red Blue and the citizens of Gereshk will have the shiniest dustbins in all of Afghan. Oh, and the area will be dog-end free. They may even find the time to go out on a patrol providing the outside areas have been done.
 
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In the absence of any sensible replies, I shall fill the void by suggesting the Grenadier Guards get round to Gereshk sharpish.

During a 60 minute makeover, the kerbstones will be lavishly painted Blue Red Blue and the citizens of Gereshk will have the shiniest dustbins in all of Afghan. Oh, and the area will be dog-end free. They may even find the time to go out on a patrol providing the outside areas have been done.
I couldn't agree more with the kerbstones in Blue Red Blue! What about black leather couches instead of benches in the street? Could be waxed and then bobbed / bulled by those who are naughty! Then the role could be created of "Master waxer" Each town could have one, then every week after mosque there could be shinning parades.
 

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