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British Accents Sexiest in the World

One year we were staying in a cottage in Derbyshire. My wife wanted to visit the Portmeirion factory in Stoke, to get white 'seconds' as she liked the shape but not the pattern of their china.
We were in the seconds shop and the girl on the till was an absolute stunner, supermodel looks with a shape to match - so good looking I didn't get a bollocking for ogling, as it would have been rude, not to.
Then she spoke and my dreams were shattered, it was appalling. Fantasies would have been limited to oral and ball-gags.
You, sir, have not supplied us with the accent details. How are we to form an opinion on limited information?
The poor girl may have been from Cheshire.
 
You, sir, have not supplied us with the accent details. How are we to form an opinion on limited information?
The poor girl may have been from Cheshire.
Beg pardon. It was about 17 years ago and thinking back on the horror that escaped her perfect mouth, my mind only comes up with a cross between a Vulcan in a tight turn and poorly supported tin plate being cut with a large, blunt and rusty hacksaw. This may be my mind trying to protect me.
Putting my Sherlock hat on, I'm guessing working in the seconds shop of a pottery wouldn't encourage a long commute. I deduce she may have been from the Boothen area, which if I recall passing through, had my hand twitching over the door locks as my 1991 Escort van was worth a few hundred pounds.
 
It should be against the law for Italians to speak English.
You've only to listen to Bruno tonioli and Gino Decampo to see what I mean.


Like a dis chap then ...

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