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British Accents Sexiest in the World

One year we were staying in a cottage in Derbyshire. My wife wanted to visit the Portmeirion factory in Stoke, to get white 'seconds' as she liked the shape but not the pattern of their china.
We were in the seconds shop and the girl on the till was an absolute stunner, supermodel looks with a shape to match - so good looking I didn't get a bollocking for ogling, as it would have been rude, not to.
Then she spoke and my dreams were shattered, it was appalling. Fantasies would have been limited to oral and ball-gags.
 

Bluenose2

Old-Salt
Its more than the accent, its the dialect and words, i have been told by the local yokels that the black country speech patterns of today, would be recognizable to Shakespeare, the dialect has not changed in 400 years. If you go into the heart of Gornal, they speak in such a ancient dialect, its almost unrecognizable to outsiders.

If you can, get a copy of the 'Black country bugle' they print some of the articles in the spoken dialect.
My folks moved house about 7 miles across from Longbridge to Old Hill (that's Brum to the Black Country, to the uninitiated). After unloading the furniture etc we went down the new local to see what it was like, and could barely understand what the Yam Yams behind the bar were saying.

Y'am arite am ya?
Ar awr kid, bostin'

etc.
 

Themanwho

LE
Book Reviewer
My folks moved house about 7 miles across from Longbridge to Old Hill (that's Brum to the Black Country, to the uninitiated). After unloading the furniture etc we went down the new local to see what it was like, and could barely understand what the Yam Yams behind the bar were saying.

Y'am arite am ya?
Ar awr kid, bostin'

etc.
Fcuk off and take your failed Brummie jibber-jabber with you, it was bad enough growing up in Droitwich hearing local inbreds caterwauling that shite to each other. I certainly don't want to be reading it sitting here in deepest Kent.


...and rest.
 

Snowy.

On ROPS
On ROPs
Southern Irish is the sexiest accent imo..

Northern Irish especially Derry is the most bloody annoying accent I have ever heard!...
 
One year we were staying in a cottage in Derbyshire. My wife wanted to visit the Portmeirion factory in Stoke, to get white 'seconds' as she liked the shape but not the pattern of their china.
We were in the seconds shop and the girl on the till was an absolute stunner, supermodel looks with a shape to match - so good looking I didn't get a bollocking for ogling, as it would have been rude, not to.
Then she spoke and my dreams were shattered, it was appalling. Fantasies would have been limited to oral and ball-gags.
You, sir, have not supplied us with the accent details. How are we to form an opinion on limited information?
The poor girl may have been from Cheshire.
 
You, sir, have not supplied us with the accent details. How are we to form an opinion on limited information?
The poor girl may have been from Cheshire.
Beg pardon. It was about 17 years ago and thinking back on the horror that escaped her perfect mouth, my mind only comes up with a cross between a Vulcan in a tight turn and poorly supported tin plate being cut with a large, blunt and rusty hacksaw. This may be my mind trying to protect me.
Putting my Sherlock hat on, I'm guessing working in the seconds shop of a pottery wouldn't encourage a long commute. I deduce she may have been from the Boothen area, which if I recall passing through, had my hand twitching over the door locks as my 1991 Escort van was worth a few hundred pounds.
 
It should be against the law for Italians to speak English.
You've only to listen to Bruno tonioli and Gino Decampo to see what I mean.
 
It should be against the law for Italians to speak English.
You've only to listen to Bruno tonioli and Gino Decampo to see what I mean.


Like a dis chap then ...

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