Britannia seeks new sugar daddy

#1
Now that Britain has split up from Uncle Sam, let's pretend it isn't temporary, and explore possible alliances.

I suggest Finland because they have (allegedly) free internet connections. This could be a vote winner at the next general election.
 
#3
Switzerland. They have an army at least twice the size of ours and we could get cheap cuckoo clocks, cheese and chocolate. OK they may be as boring as fuck but we should sell our souls for free swiss army knives.
 
#4
It would have to be somewhere with something in common. A post-Imperial power with a habit of sucking up to the yanks who bolsters their own egos with delusions of 'punching above their weight'?

It has to be Belgium.
 
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Holland, full of mainly tall blond, healthy people. A relaxed attitude to sex beer and drugs, cycle friendly, flat country. Plenty of coastline and rivers. Doesn't get involved/waste money in any overseas hassle, small army contingent in Iraq/Afghan. They all speak English, watch UK telly etc.
 

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#8
Qatar - we've deposed one leader for them allready and they would like us to do a second
 
#9
It would have to be somewhere with something in common. A post-Imperial power with a habit of sucking up to the yanks who bolsters their own egos with delusions of 'punching above their weight'?

It has to be Belgium.
And peados. You forgot to mention the peados. Otherwise known as "50% of the male population of Belguim".
 

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#10
^you mean most arrsers are belgians then?
 
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#16
Britain needs to get back on top here, be a real man and impose some authority. As a first step GB needs to roll back this Commonwealth shit and reform the Empire. Smack the Canadians, Aussies and New Zealanders about the head and get them to start sending their taxes back to the motherland, conscript their troops and so on. With the money generated Her Majesty can reform all those old regiments, the Gordon Highlanders, The South Wales Borderers and the cream of the crop- The Manchester Regiment. Then piece by piece theUK can start nicking back bits of the old Empire- particularly the bits with lots of natural resources. No more Mister Nice Guy and you'll soon be ruling the world again.
 
#17
And peados. You forgot to mention the peados. Otherwise known as "50% of the male population of Belguim".
Anytime I've been to Belgium, everybody seems too drunk to do anything except fall down in a heap
 
#18
I vote for Jamaica as its full of 'baby daddies' and produces so much sugar they have to convert it into delicious rum just to get shot of it.
 
#19
Anytime I've been to Belgium, everybody seems too drunk to do anything except fall down in a heap
What, nobody enforced a minor regulation for the sheer thrill of petty bureaucracy? Admit it, you weren't really in Belgium at all.
 
#20
Holland, full of mainly tall blond, healthy people. A relaxed attitude to sex beer and drugs, cycle friendly, flat country. Plenty of coastline and rivers. Doesn't get involved/waste money in any overseas hassle, small army contingent in Iraq/Afghan. They all speak English, watch UK telly etc.
You could be on to something. Weren't they the country whose government fell 7 years after allowing 7500 men and boys to be massacred and who today have been bitten on the arse for it?

Netherlands to pay compensation over Srebrenica massacre | World news | theguardian.com
 
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