BRITAINS TOP WALT AWARDS

#1
Just who is Britian's top walt???? Is it Pte Golden? Or is it the rambo wish he was (whatever his name was)? I propose we collect in the names and organise a vote, and whoever wins can enjoy there 15 infamous minutes of fame and go down in Arrse history. :D
 
#3
Sparky2339 said:
Has to be Golden or the Baron Castleshortt
I am afraid that Castleshortt or whatever his name is beats Recruit Golden into a cocked hat although the Legion of Frontiersmen has some strong contenders.
 
#5
I haven't witnessed any proper Walt 'outings', but purely by reading ARRSEpedia, I vote Jim McAuley, the drty bastard.
 
#8
The Earl of Wessex must be a contender, shurely
 

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#9
Furryturd said:
Sparky2339 said:
Has to be Golden or the Baron Castleshortt
I am afraid that Castleshortt or whatever his name is beats Recruit Golden into a cocked hat although the Legion of Frontiersmen has some strong contenders.
I have the dubious distinction of knowing said "royalty" way back in 82/83 when he was just plain Seamus/James but the signs were there even then.

I got the shock of my life when reading the LoF threads etc and saw the "lofty" heights old shortty had attained.

Yes I agree with you the baron for top walt :D
 

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#10
Stick me down for Robert Hendy-Freegard.

Not only is h the most succesful Walt so far, he's also the funniest - AND he carried it off!
 
#11
Deanorecruit said:
Matty0001 said:
What a load of crap, why can't we have something like best big boobed tottie awards.
Nothing stopping you from making one, i would vote lucy pinder all the way though :)
I'd trample Lucy in my rush to get to Gemma Aitkinson! :drool:
 
#12
Deanorecruit said:
Just who is Britian's top walt???? Is it Pte Golden? Or is it the rambo wish he was (whatever his name was)? I propose we collect in the names and organise a vote, and whoever wins can enjoy there 15 infamous minutes of fame and go down in Arrse history. :D
I'm voting for you. I'd also vote for you in the "Who can ask the Bonest Question" in the Health and Fitness Thread as well.

I'm not in the Army yet.
 
#13
Biped said:
Stick me down for Robert Hendy-Freegard.

Not only is h the most succesful Walt so far, he's also the funniest - AND he carried it off!
Ahh, but Biped that's the difference; he carried it off

He's an uber walt :D

The others descend (ascend?) into ridicule and provide us with bucketloads of fun.
 
#14
King_of_the_Burpas said:
The Earl of Wessex must be a contender, shurely
Easily the winner what a Walt,where did all them medals come from Mummy?Has he ever served?,i think not, well he never passed out did he? :x,and what a smarmy grin, the guys on parade should've bayonneted the git!! :evil:
 
#15
The_Snail said:
Deanorecruit said:
Just who is Britian's top walt???? Is it Pte Golden? Or is it the rambo wish he was (whatever his name was)? I propose we collect in the names and organise a vote, and whoever wins can enjoy there 15 infamous minutes of fame and go down in Arrse history. :D
I'm voting for you. I'd also vote for you in the "Who can ask the Bonest Question" in the Health and Fitness Thread as well.

I'm not in the Army yet.
eh? im a walt because I wanted to join up? I guess theres a little bit of walt in all of us then. :roll:
 
#16
lol

i vote Pte Golden meself.


just because he sounds like a "golden" laugh :p

i'll get me coat....
 
#17
STICK ME DOWN FOR A CAUBEEN
 

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#18
Me.

We're having a "military themed" barbeque next weekend (as an excuse to get a load of splits dressed up like the Action Girls) and I'm heading to the surplus store tonight to buy a Ghillie suit so I can sit at the end of the garden and perv unseen.

Can anyone lend me an L115 from the armoury so I can complete the outfit?
 
#19
Surely by definition, a "top walt" would not have been spotted,has got away with it for years and continues to get away with it?
So should the vote be for the outing of the best walt,to date?
Pte Golden is simply dillusional.
 
#20
My money's with McIlwraith
 

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