Britains got Talent - Who would YOU enter?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Lumpy, Jul 16, 2007.

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  1. Ok...Carte blanche to enter anyone you like in this (virtual) competition....

    I'd go for Peter Sutcliffe playing 'Stairway to Heaven' on four prostitutes with 2 hammers....

    Any other ideas?
  2. The bloke who can be found in any NAAFI Bar who can fit £15 in pound coins inside his foreskin.

    And you thought that Pol Pot (or whatever his name was), the snaggle-toothed mobile phone salesman from Port Talbot, got Amanda Holden wetter than Rod Hull's roof...
  3. I'd enter my missus again :wink:

    She's quite talented :D :D :D
  4. Cherie Bliar - biggest Gob on the planet or

    The bloke in the NAAFI who can drink a pint of beer whilst standing on his head!
  5. I'd enter that precocious musical 'starlet' Bessie Curzons:

  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Harold Shipman? Oh, no, he's got no talent, he got caught and now he's dead . . . back in a minute
  7. I would enter one the blonde bird from Girls aloud. Over and over!
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I wouldn't mind entering your missus again, either. She's not bad at all.
  9. What about jade goody? or any of the other f*ckwits from big brother... they are all talented. Are'nt they??
  10. We can put together an acapella group for the next time this runs.

    46 ARRSErs dressed as Edwardian dentists to sing "he's a cnut, he's a cnut" at Piers Moron for 3 minutes.
  11. Well, we've missed our chance. Gordon's hoovered all the talents for his Cabinet.

  12. I can see it now.....

    'Jade Goody and her mystical greasy kebab'......

    Cos its a mystery why someone stuffed one up her...
  13. Any of the squaddie idiots who keep filming themselves on tour singing and dancing to a popular tune.
    It was funny the first time but now unless theres nudity its shit.........

    A navy officer presenting the weather (especially around Iran)

    The navy operatic society singing "what shall we do with the missing sailors"
  14. Boris Johnston. He'll be on the lookout for a job, soon.