They should make her feeder do it, the cnut. You can only get that size with help.
Or... fill the room with liquid nitrogen to freeze her up, then wade in with a chainsaw. Chuck the bits out of the window and straight into a commercial wood chipper. Bag it up and along to the renderers to make soap out of the fat. Sell it to posh spice and cheryl cole/tweedy/biffa/whatever.
I remember seeing this 'thing' on the news a coule of years back. She was complaining that the health service was leaving her to die. Said health service then explained that she had been sent to some exclusive clinic for 3 months at a cost of £5,00 per week and she had lost a lot of weight but that as soon as she went home she put it all back on. Whilst the fliming was going on, her husband was seen bringing her a sandwich and a glass of fruit juice. Now that did look funny. Especially as she was bed bound and so her husband had to perpare or order all her food and bring it to her. I think he was just trying to kill her as slowly (and expensively) as he could.
Reminds me that there are too many fat ******* in the Army. Was just speaking to an obese Sgt - about the same age as myself - who was asking me how long before I'm posted to his unit as he is unable to go on tour next year and I'll have to take his place. Cheeky fat **** with no shame. Also, fat **** Army wives - one with her tits dangling near her ankles - screaming at her fat kids in the NAAFI. Rotten.
How can you be so callous? Somebody has died here. The bloke sitting next to her is her now widowed husband. Friends have said he is "totally crushed".
Bloke who lives round my way made it to about 50 stone and had to be taken to hospital. Ambulance service called the fire brigade who promptly told them to feck off as neither the man mountain nor his abode were on fire and trying to get something that size down the stairs would put them all in hospital with hernias.
Eventually, the fire brigade agreed to strap our man into some sort of horse rescue harness and the council came round with a crane. After removing his bedroom wall and windows, the crane was able to lift him into a special, reinforced ambulance.
I see that Britain is home to the world's fattest man, some 70 some lump from Ipswich. Like "worst oil spill" and "highest crime rate in the developed world", that's another record snatched from the yanks by plucky Brits.