Britain's fattest teenager rescued .....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairmaidofperth, May 25, 2012.

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  1. Eating too much? Just a guess.
     
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  2. I must be going soft. I feel sorry for her. I can see that it's totally avoidable and that it's weird, but shes obviousley got some kind of mental issue.
     
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  3. I've fucked a few Bin bunnies in my time but thats takes the fucking piss.

    Typical fat mongaloid welsh waste of skin. They should have just placed a trail of cakes all the way to the door, that would have got the uber fat cow out.
     
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  4. Parents should be done for child cruelty. Surely allowing your child to get to such a weight that it endangers their health is akin to child abuse.

    I know this is the NAAFI and I should point fingers and laugh.
     
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  5. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    Cake hole bigger than her arse hole!
     
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  6. She would be fairly pretty if she wasn't built like an overweight hippo. Parents shouldn't have fed her that many McDonalds.
     
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  7. Oddly enough, having had another look, I was just about to come back and post a few words about her thunder thighs. Still would though.
     
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  8. There's a surprise! ;-) :lol:
     
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  9. She's 25-30 stone at best, if there going to bullshit make it credible bullshit.
     
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  10. Yup, her mother. Especially when she comes out with quotes like;

    "Her mother says Georgia was always a large child, pictured here eating a lolly as a toddler".

    I suppose the next thing she'll claim it's genetic.