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Britains Fattest man has a bit of a motoring accident on his wheelchair.

#3
Render the fat shite into soap and give it to A.K. to wash his greasy, lank, spunk crusted hair. Smash all his teeth to dust and polish the Queen mothers tomb with it.
 
#6
People like that make me sick. Total waste of space etc. he should be put on a starvation diet and made to lose weight that way, and should be made to pay back the 1 million he has cost the tax payer.
 
#7
Its not often I say this but I do hope the fat cnut dies quickly. He ate 20,000 calories a day and is trying to sue the NHS FFS. The word parasite is inadequate to describe this waste of oxygen.
 
#10
I have no trouble with fat cnuts as long as:

1. They have a job, or at least a source of private income to support themselves.
2. They wash occasionally
3. They dont whine about how hard it is being fat and how its not their fault.
4. They dont insist on expensive NHS treatment.
and
5. They dont try to sue the NHS for "not helping them enough".
 
#18
Has the filthy shit-smeared fat cunt died yet?

I would recommend feeding his carcass to the wild beasts at a zoo. Maybe dragged behind a landrover so that the polar bears can relive the experience of hunting blubber seals.

Edit: maybe not a landrover, a tractor would be better.
 
#19
Has the filthy shit-smeared fat cunt died yet?

I would recommend feeding his carcass to the wild beasts at a zoo. Maybe dragged behind a landrover so that the polar bears can relive the experience of hunting blubber seals.

Edit: maybe not a landrover, a tractor would be better.
Can I drive the tractor.............. pretty please
 

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