Britain is being 'pornified'

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  1. ... at least according to Dianne Abbott.

    BBC News - Diane Abbott: British culture 'increasingly pornified'

    If this is true, I think this is excellent news. Hospitals, for example, will no longer be grim places where drunks congregate on a Saturday night, and people die. If you're a copper, every driver you'll stop for speeding will be a fit lass who will offer you a shag to avoid points. Secretaries will be obliged by law to put out. The possibilities are endless ...

    Or it just could be that Abbott is talking shit again.
     
  2. I best get myself signed up to a plumbers course!
     
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  3. The mention of that cretinous bubble of whale spunk Diane Abbot is enough to put most of the UK off thinking about sex.

    Unless you used to furiously masturbate at the site of that fat non-reflectives stockings in the Tom & Jerry cartoons.
     
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  4. I was well pornified last night and could well be tonight.
     
  5. Where in the dictionary in the word 'pornified'? That's what's wrong with this country today, people what cant talk or spel propper lyke.
     
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  6. Looked up the word 'pornified' in Collins and got this...


    ...Sorry, no results for “pornified” in the Collins English Dictionary.


    So yes she is talking shit and not even in proper English. And this is a member of the shadow cabinet FFS.
    What did her partner in crime say all those years ago "Education, Education,Education"


    Damn...too slow!
     
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  7. That will have done her Kleenex shares a world of good!
     
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  8. A certain kind of moralistic zealot has been screeching this sort of rheotoric since Victorian times. Nothing new.
     
  9. You're right, but at least the victorian MPs had a good working knowledge of the English language and could speak eloquently, unlike the gobshites we've got now.
     
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  11. Dianne Abbot is not really a real MP though is she? She's just there to deflect attention away from Ed Milliband. She's basically the same as one of those clowns that they have at a Rodeo.
     
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  12. She just wants to have a gentleman's periodical named after her, like Mary Whitehouse did!
     
  13. Like 'Nuts' ? Because I reckon she probably is.
     
  14. What..'Russ'..??
     
  15. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It's much like the American style of talking that has crept in, thanks to television shows. Words such as 'direcionality' and causeuality. It seems that it is now quite the thing to stick '..ality' on the end of a word to make it sound technical. Absolute tosh!