Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter b*****ds

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  1. Jeremy Clarkson branded Britain a nation of 'utter b*****ds' after Twitter trolls mocked him over the death of his dog.

    Jeremy Clarkson has never been known to hold his tongue, but now he has insulted everyone in Britain branding the whole country 'complete and utter b*stards.'

    Clarkson went on to say that Brits invented torture and slavery and sent the White Russians to be slaughtered by Stalin.

    "Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it's what 95 per cent of the country wants," he said.

    Writing in Top Gear magazine, Clarkson made the comments after claiming he was he was inundated with abuse and jokes when he Tweeted about the death of his black Labrador Whoopi.

    Clarkson, wrote: "A few moments ago , my dog died, and, as an experiment, I announced the fact on Twitter.

    "Now, everyone must have known that when a family pet is put down, the family in question is bound to be upset.

    "So you'd expect a bit of sympathy. And, in America, that's what you'd get.

    "Not in Britain, though. Moments after I posted my Tweet, a man called Ryan Paisey asked: "How does she smell?"

    Clarkson said another man had said the news was 'kinda funny.'

    Another Twitter user Phil May wanted to know if it was James May's fault, and Tom Green said simply: "Good".

    Clarkson said within five minutes he had suffered a 'tirade of abuse.'

    He added: "Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter b*****ds. We are the country that invented the concentration camp, and international slavery.

    "Hanging, drawing, quartering: that was us too. And who was it that sent the White Russians home to be slaughtered by Stalin? Yup. Us.

    "Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it's what 95 per cent of the country wants .

    "Bankers, Estate Agents, Politicians, Journalists. Anyone in a suit is basically evil and must, after they've been sacked, go to prison.

    "Anyone in a donkey jacket? They're basically good and must have a plasma television immediately."

  2. Says a lot about the man.

    Not my first thought after the death of any of mine!
  3. Cool name for a Black Lab, not so in your face as Gibsons dog. :)
  4. I know Jeremy Clarkson is generally perceived as being a "force for good" on here but a Twitter rant about his dead dog is hardly CA & nobody with any brains will take much stock of one of his typical broad sweeping generalisations.
  5. Bollocks it was an experiment, he wanted attention and a reaction, he just didn't expect to get a reaction like that. He is the last one to think about people's feelings, remember the Brown cyclops idiot "joke" he said, he has no remorse so it's pretty rich coming from him. Clarkson is a prat and if he or any other celeb doesn't like the comments they get on twitter, simple answer is don't post every detail of your private life on it.

    When you read his twitter comment alongside his profile pic looking like the missing village idiot, IMO it is quite funny.

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  6. Why do people feel the need to twatter about their life. His dog died, sad for him and his family, but does the rest of the nation have to give a ****.
    Surely with his self-opinionated[sp] outlook he has to expect some in-coming.

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  7. So when your dog dies, do you have to put a cross on it in your stick family? And does that apply to spouses, kids and cats?
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