Britain gets gold

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by arby, Oct 8, 2007.

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Jesus wept! What's next? Knitting? Piercings? Piles, from sittting on arse?
  2. I quote:

    "For his work Mr Clark picked up a cheque for $12,000 (£5,877). "
    my bold

    FFS :evil:
  3. lets face it not everyone is going to be the outdoor type and while its only a an online game?

    Well! well done for winning? and achieving more than hanging around being a waster? :roll:
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Feeling charitable and good natured today dear heart? Or the medication taking effect? :wink:
  5. "In 2008 the final will be held in Cologne, Germany."

    I look forward to young Arthur Harris junior winning the Bomber Command Flight Sim! :D
  6. no im suffered full of evilgerms with the lurgy but ..... but lets try for once to go half full not half empty, i for one would be also happy to get that kind of moola playing?
  7. hold on, he's being paid to play a computer game.

    meanwhile, I get paid to work with bureaucratic wankers in a dark windowless office

    pass me the …er….joystick* (?)

    (*do we still use joysticks? ‘Jet Set Willy’ rocked imho….)

  8. How about 5 a side synchronized masterbation championships?
  9. why not? :D
  10. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Yeah five grand for having fun playing on a computer game, I'm thinking he's not so dumb after all. Way to go.
  11. ...or sooner if they can get the right combo on the 'Market-Garden' sim.
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'm already there on Call of Duty 3!
    Will I get to loot?
  13. I've been in this job too long - I found myself wondering what the tax position on his winnings would be - proceeds from gambling/gaming etc are exempt, but I'm not sure about tournament winnings.

    To quote a certain Cpt E. Blackadder "I've got to get out of here!!"

    Two pencils up my nose and a pair of underpants on my head? :?:
  14. my bold :p