Brit backpacker found safe and well...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by filthyphil, Feb 16, 2013.

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  1. Shall be known as 'The one that got away' from now on.
    Slack drills Bruce.
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  2. We made this one drink his own piss instead, makes a change from drinking someone else's. Imminent new nickname at work; Crocodile DonePee.
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  3. Call it a deadheat mate.
  4. So, after he ran out of contact lens cleaning solution, he drank his contact lens cleaning solution derived piss?
  5. Well at least it went in sterile.
  6. I dunno, you saddled the world with Foster's. This has got to be a step up.
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  7. He had a four pack of fosters with him... for when it got really bad.
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  8. Foster's! Shit, you're right, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe he was making a desperate bid to escape, and these well-meaning citizens have ruined everything. Mind you, he reckons he wants to join the Royal Marines, so this is good experience for him...
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  9. I do apologise, for some reason I thought you were a yank.
  10. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    I know this isn't the NAAFI, but his mum has great boobs
  11. In case you get lost in the outback. Why d'you think?