Brit backpacker found safe and well...

#3
Shall be known as 'The one that got away' from now on.
Slack drills Bruce.
 
#9
We made this one drink his own piss instead, makes a change from drinking someone else's.
I dunno, you saddled the world with Foster's. This has got to be a step up.
 
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Mark The Convict

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#11
Foster's! Shit, you're right, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe he was making a desperate bid to escape, and these well-meaning citizens have ruined everything. Mind you, he reckons he wants to join the Royal Marines, so this is good experience for him...
 

napier

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#14
I know this isn't the NAAFI, but his mum has great boobs
 
#15
#18
This chap wants to join the Army as an officer ! My take is the old Army saying..."there is nothing more dangerous than an officer ...and a map!" I suggest he buys a compass and learns some ideas on how to navigate... before he leads his men into the "blue". Incidentally drinking saline solution will dehydrate not hydrate.....just a tip from an ex- desert survivor of the sixties...urine is good though when desperation cuts in...never needed it personally.

ps: certain Retd. Major General as a Lt. got us lost on exercise in Libya in the sixties.....yours truly as a trooper crept up after 2 days wandering as lost Bedu and re-orientated his sun compass to reflect the Northern Hemisphere. True.
 
#19
#20
How much has h gotten paid for this carefully scripted tale of survival against all the local, I went jogging in the bush and got lst like you do, odds?
 

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